TP For All - A Band, A Legend, a Way of Life.... - The Bio of Tim, Male Model and Musical Extraordinarie

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Tim - Lead Vocals, Guitars, Bass and the bands main dose of sex appeal

I was born (at least I have been told), into a rather wealthy home. At my birth, my parents gave me four older butlers and a younger scullery maid to serve me as I deserved. My Mother and Father treated me very well and gave me almost anything that I wanted.

I showed several strains of extreme intelligence during my early years. Sensing this, my parents had me take piano lessons to showcase my extraordinary talents. But as I grew older, I realized that the piano, while possessing many fine qualities, lacked the range in which I could express my creative genius. My life did not seem complete.

Many people thought that because I was so handsome that I should become a male model or the Fruit of the Loom Spokesman. However, I knew the emotional upheaval that my dashing and debonair appearance would cause within the world’s female community, thus I decided to go to college. My parents were glad of my decision, because they had always wanted me to be a doctor. Later, I decided that with my level of genius, I should become a brain surgeon. This was one of the greatest and most noble decisions of my life. After several years in this career field, I started to conduct experiments on myself in a self-sacrificing effort to improve mankind. Through great peril to myself, I managed to increase my intelligence and fabulous looks, as if perfection could be improved upon.

A terrible experience happened to me in a bathroom at an apartment in the lower part of Spokane, which changed my life. Through the kindness of my heart and my noble nature, I graced 3 ragged bums with my presence. One day I ran out of a thing that one should never run out of. Because of the lesson I learned, and my altruistic nature, I wanted to show the rest of the world the glorious blessing that is TP. Thusly, I and another less handsome fellow started a incredible band to show the world that TP can solve the majority of life’s problems. It is the greatest piece of perfection to come along since myself. Now my life is complete.